So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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