Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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