question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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