(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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