ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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