Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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