You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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