I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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