so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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