I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
