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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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