I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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