new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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