Buhtt sex?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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