the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The ass gains better be worth it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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