with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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