Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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