You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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