belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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