shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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