Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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