Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize