Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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