HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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