You made me cry and you don't even care
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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