He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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