I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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