I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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