Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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