i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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