i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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