i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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