Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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