It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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