Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
