It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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