whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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