I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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