Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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