i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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