no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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