Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
