when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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