we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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