How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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