They should really pass out barf bags in church
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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