I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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