Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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