Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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