i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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