it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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