That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
