their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
did i just pee glitter
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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