can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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