Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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