I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
