didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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